Autograph

Conversation with Patrick today as we left the grocery store.

P: Mama, how come nobody asked me for my autograph in there?
Me: Your autograph?
P: Yeah, my autograph.
Me: Do people ask you for your autograph?
P: Yeah, I'm a famous singer and dancer.
Me: Oh.
P: Do you want my autograph Mama?
Me: I'd love one!

I love that kid :)